Messin’ with Texas

Professional wrestling has made it hard for me to take anything seriously that is called “The rock.” What if when you joined this church, God did the people’s elbow as his finishing move on all of your problems.

One of the guys I work with will not eat guavas because: “They smell like a wet horse.” I don’t smell wet horses so I cannot comment #
It was a rough week at work. Fortunately I am going to Louisianna tonight to hit up the casinos with my friends. #

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I keep adding more and more to my porch. Here are the most recent pictures. Again thanks, to Elizabeth for all the help choosing and planting everything. I now have the nicest porch around.

The first named storm hit Florida today and we got enough rain to cancel work and send the craft labor home. #
Tornado strikes Beaumont! http://bit.ly/1nyYM #
We had a pizza party today at work for all the field supervision. There were no vegetarian pizzas ordered. Excitement to Dissapointment #
I had beer thrown at me, and was [...]

So a tornado struck Beaumont and wrecked the Walmart parking lot, which is only a few hundred yards from where I live. I am very worried about the state of my apartment and my porch garden. The tornado was strong enough to flip cars. See the picture below if you don’t believe it:
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Sign from the roadside: God’s Math; 1 Cross + 3 nails = 4 given. Normally, I love puns. #
Today I have my first soccer practice with the team of 12 year old girls I am assistant coach for #

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I got a little bit of money back on my taxes this past year, and I decided to donate the return to various things. The first reciepent was of course NPR, my favorite radio station. I donated to the local Beaumont affiliate.
The other donation i made might be considered a bit odd. I was [...]

In a discussion about the morality and the role of the president last week, one coworker told me impressed me with his intimate knowledge of former president Bill Clinton. He said that the reason there was an attempt to impeach him and the reason he should have been impeached was that he committed sexual acts [...]

Yeah so it’s not a joke. There is a place in Texas called ‘Cut and Shoot.’ I know, i was amazed too. I took 105 back from the Woodlands (north of Houston) after visiting my cousins. Well 105 goes right through this place. I had to stop and take a few pictures because i thought [...]