Messin’ with Texas

My down stairs neighbors got hanging baskets
They were very nice. I was jealous. They reminded me of the baskets my father has at home.
I got hanging baskets.
Mine were nicer.
My downstairs neighbors threw out their hanging baskets and got new ones.
Mine were still nicer.
My down stairs neighbors asked me to buy them plants the next time [...]

Yesterday we had a brief office conversation about politics. I don’t remember the whole conversation or how it went. I do remember that when I said “I prefer the european model of social democracy,” I was met with the following response:
That’s communism. Are you a mother #*!%*#& communist? Do you want us to be like [...]

Today on my way to work some famous gun shop (I will try find out which store and update this post later) was advertising on the radio. They advertised themselves as being vital to counter terrorism. According to this advertisement, there is a lot of terrorist activity going on outside the US but there is [...]